The Anti-Sexy Nature of Humidity

We walked to the home
of coffee
in its hottest form
The humidity made your hands
clammy
and your muscles were relaxed
All I could think was
"Dead fish"
but they were not cold
Your ice is kept in your heart
your hands could melt
M&Ms
if you ever ate them
Your affection is a
deep freeze
at the back of a
custard shoppe
The extra letters spell
"expensive"