i brought the innuendo...

dear,
dear baristas.
please,
please get it together.
you there,
you're very pretty
and all
but i'm not
looking for you anymore.
yes, yes,
mint water.
of course.
mintwater
is simple
it doesn't ask much,
except for its price.
other one,
where were you?
why can't you deliver?
i, like mintwater,
ask only so much.
just be in one place
all the time.
my skin is itching
bugs are around
too many people
too many
dirty looks from
ugg-wearers
not enough
gauloise smoking
i'm going home
to my cat
for whom i have
no straws.