Mizzenmast

I can have
truly platonic
male
friends

Really

I swear it
'pon the patch that keeps the dust
from this dry right socket

Maybe it's going to be
you

I need you like the hook hand
the crew got me for my birthday last year
A part
but apart
Not flesh of my flesh
but good for rending

If I wanted someone
it would be you

but I'm taking a break
from the booty

I guess platonic
is actually something different

Never mind.

(pieces o'eight!)

(pieces o'eight!)