Ode to Energy Drinks

You are my sunshine.
My only sunshine.
The liquid crystal meth
in convenient giant cans,
Easy companion to pool parties
You keep my mind fiery
and too revved up to even notice
the skinny dipping
going on in the background.
(thank you, thank you, thank you)
So I'm not sleeping 'til 6 AM!
No sleep 'til Brooklyn,
as the song says.
No, I'm not in New York.
I totally could be, though.
Swear to Heaven.
If I were there,
I'd be drinking you down
like a long, tall glass of
frosty energy beverage.
Because that's what you are.
Are you sure you're not illegal?
It's okay if you are.
Baby, if you're wrong,
I don't want to be right.