Phone Hate

You haven't been sending
my comics

Your site
is confusing

"Are you logging in
here?"

Of course I am
It takes me
somewhere else

"Can you try it for me
Right now?"

...

Well, last time I tried
I ended up elsewhere

"Right..."

Anyway, I demand
a free month
because I paid for a service
and I have not received it

"Sir, that's impossible"

No. I absolutely
have
not

"Well after you log in
What do you see?"

Where am I logging in?

"You log in here"

How would I know that?

"That's where you signed up
Sir"

...

(the deafening silence
of self-realization:
I am not only a bastard,
I am a stupid bastard)

...

It appears I owe you an apology

"So you've been getting your comics?"

Yes.
I have a subscription with
another site

Your emails have been coming through
just fine

"Well, perhaps you should
call them
I can't actually help you
with another company's problem"

Yes,
I know,
Well,
Have a nice day.

"I will kill you..."