For the Lady, a Sonnet
You won't admit your object of desire
Is WB's past star James Van Der Beek.
Why do you scorn the fans of Dawson's Creek,
The show that once set teenage hearts afire?
It's not the only thing he's ever done;
So if you think that someone should know why,
Just mention to them Castle in the Sky.
As Miyazaki goes, it's number one!
I'm sure he's also great in Varsity Blues,
And did you ever see Rules of Attraction
(His first and only man-on-man lip action)?
In all of these, you'd say he outshines Cruise.
Of course, you're not the only one who thought so;
If I had me a dog, I'd name him Pazu!
Is WB's past star James Van Der Beek.
Why do you scorn the fans of Dawson's Creek,
The show that once set teenage hearts afire?
It's not the only thing he's ever done;
So if you think that someone should know why,
Just mention to them Castle in the Sky.
As Miyazaki goes, it's number one!
I'm sure he's also great in Varsity Blues,
And did you ever see Rules of Attraction
(His first and only man-on-man lip action)?
In all of these, you'd say he outshines Cruise.
Of course, you're not the only one who thought so;
If I had me a dog, I'd name him Pazu!
posted by Prince of Dampness at 8:48 PM
3 Comments:
What pains me is the truth inherent in this piece.
*cries*
Dammit, I spelled the name wrong.
Kargil and its lessons
This sad string of failures holds an important lesson in history. The Congress has always been a party held together by a personality - first the Mahatma, later Nehru, and now Sonia Gandhi.
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